This Book Is Terrible, But Great For TonguesThe unproven best author on Earth, B.P. Baconcakes, challenges your speech and ability to endure ridiculous phrases. The world's best nonsensical quotes are now available for your "enjoyment."
Absolutely Stupid."The only possible benefit to reading this book is if you say the words out loud to train your speech. Otherwise, let the festivities of ridiculous, brain-numbing stupidity begin." - A Real Person
In other words, if you want dumb entertainment, this book will give it to you real good. If you want to learn to speak better, this book will also train you say complex words and sentences with confidence.
Finally, we have a book that perfectly blends random humor with actual learning. Finally, we have learning with stupid.
What readers are saying"This book changed my life and I want to thank God for Baconcakes." - ABSOLUTELY NOBODY
"Baconcakes is the reason I graduated college." - NO ONE SAID THAT
"There is no better solution to life than this book." - EVERYONE DISAGREES
About the authorB.P. Baconcakes is a legend from beyond the mists of time itself, swiftly shaking the sky as he glides through the Everglades. No one could bear the full entirety of Baconcakes' awesomeness.
He thrives in a glorious tower in the greatest mountains of Alaska - his home adorned with tropical foliage, exotic animal friends, and an endless supply of his one true love: fresh guacamole.
Baconcakes gained incredible wealth by impossibly hacking Bruce, taking down the bat himself.
He invested Bruce's parents' money and now appropriates 90% of his income as relief support to millions of real vigilantes.
- Totally Not True
"In reality though, I firmly believe that obscure hands-on learning is paramount. In the hope that this book is fun and engaging for all ages, I've aimed to create an oddity of training for communication in real-world speaking skills by curating difficult phrases that create ridiculous images in the mind and challenge the brain's ability to pronounce the sentence." - B.P. Baconcakes
