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88.6% of the People Who Visit the Morongo Basin Are 1oo% Idiots


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Some recent studies have shown that the vast majority of people who visit southern California's Morongo Basin and the surrounding desert cities are so dumb that they could try to throw themselves on the ground and miss. These ten short stories illustrate some of the many stupid things that some people do while visiting the Morongo Basin. This book was created in an attempt to entertain desert locals and possibly help educate desert tourists. All these stories about people who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel are, sadly, all based on true events. The Morongo Basin lies east of the San Bernardino Mountains and north of the Coachella Valley. These days it encompasses communities such as Morongo Valley, Yucca Valley, Landers, Joshua Tree, Twentynine Palms, Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center Twentynine Palms and Wonder Valley. Nearby attractions include the Joshua Tree National Park, the Sand to Snow National Monument, the Big Morongo Canyon Preserve, the Pacific Crest Trail, Desert Christ Park, the Oasis of Mara, the Integratron, Giant Rock and Pioneertown, USA. "It is very difficult for me to believe that all of the hard work which I contributed to the expansion of this great State of California, has, in its own part, lead to atrocities such as these. Nevertheless, this journaling of ten short stories is quite entertaining on a particularly humorous level." - Colonel Henry Washington "No, sir. I don't like it. JK! 8)" - Summer Salt Freely "Short stories such as these tend to mend troubled minds. They often soften hard heads as they explore more of the humorous side of humanities misfortunes, rather than simply just pointing out individual random acts of idiocy." - Hidalgo Holliday


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781645708001
  • Publisher: Kbgshdv
  • Publisher Imprint: Kbgshdv
  • Height: 216 mm
  • No of Pages: 94
  • Spine Width: 5 mm
  • Width: 140 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1645708004
  • Publisher Date: 28 Mar 2019
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 168 gr

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