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Almost: A True Story is actually 52 stories that contain important life truths, gently mixed with outright lying, subtle exaggeration, and whatever else it takes to be interesting or useful for blackmailing someone. More importantly, the stories are short, fairly unrelated, and typically anonymous, which is perfect for a target audience suspected to be riddled with Attention Deficit Disorder and who will likely adapt these stories as their own false memories that can be shared with friends and therapists alike. Almost: A True Story is like a big magazine for people who want to impress their friends by pretending they are reading an actual book.
About the Author: Ron Garrett is an unlikely author. He hasn't even read a book in this current millenium. His motives for publication are rooted entirely in his impending demise and the fact that he will otherwise leave no lasting impression on the world other than a series of ill fated efforts to land a job as David Hasselhoff's chest hair stunt double. It is likely that he believes this book will wrongly convince his wife and three children that he was both literate and interesting. His writing style is similar to that of inebriated speech but now that he is published, it is entirely possible that it could be perceieved as raw genius, much like people who are completely insane are merely dismissed as "moderately quirky" once they amass a fortune. His storywriting and basic life philosophies are littered with inconsistencies but, again, now that they are published, render him as a certifiable artist. As an artist, he does not make mistakes, he create wrongs. If you are a believer that order can come from chaos, Ron Garrett has provided you with pure chaos, and now you can order it.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781470193102
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 226
  • Series Title: English
  • Sub Title: a true story
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1470193108
  • Publisher Date: 21 Jun 2012
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 12 mm
  • Weight: 358 gr


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