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Thus begins this satirical tale of medieval battles, monsters, and coming of age. Chronicles Von Hugenstein is a virginal young man from a sheltered, fundamentalist boarding school. Everything changes when he falls through a vortex and lands in the mythical kingdom of Belegarth. He discovers a land of brave warriors and epic battles; of trolls, orcs, and goblins; of masonry, chivalry, and bonery. In this world of swordplay and sensual pleasures, young Chronicles learns to be a warrior. He learns to be a man. And he just might find a place where he finally belongs. This humorous novel pays homage to the world of medieval fighting, historical reenactment, and live action role play. The modern-day fighting communities of Belegarth, Dagorhir, Amtgard and others come to life in this tale. Welcome to the land of enchantment, mystery, monsters, and exhausting innuendos. Welcome to Belegarth.
About the Author: David J. Schmidt is an author and wildly successful hypochondriac living in San Diego, California. His romantic novels have been described by literary critics as "'The Notebook' meets 'Cannibal Holocaust'". After his physician informed him that he suffers from Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, Schmidt left San Diego for an extended sabbatical in Micronesia. Following a year of convalescence, he returned to the United States, where he was named Chair of the Phrenology Department at Point Loma Nazarene University. Schmidt enjoys an even balance between work, social activism, and leisure. He has long championed such liberal and controversial causes as two-piece bathing suits, voluntary contraception and female motorists. Schmidt claims to be the sole sovereign governor of the uninhabited Chagos Archipelago. He is a practicing Millerite, and fervently believes that the world will end in the year 1843.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781523323173
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 158
  • Series Title: English
  • Sub Title: A Tale of Heroism, Puberty, and Swordplay
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1523323175
  • Publisher Date: 24 Jan 2016
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 9 mm
  • Weight: 267 gr


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