The Biteback Dictionary of Humorous Business Quotations
The Biteback Dictionary of Humorous Business Quotations

The Biteback Dictionary of Humorous Business Quotations


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About the Book

Our Accounting Department is the office that has the little red box on the wall saying, 'In case of emergency, please break glass.' And inside are two tickets to Brazil.--Robert Orben

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.--Stephen Leacock

Over a long weekend, I could teach my dog to be an investment banker.--Herbert A. Allen

Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the way I always operated in business.--Joseph P. Kennedy II

If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on them and pass them along. When in doubt, route.--Malcolm S. Forbes

Business has been described as the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resort to violence.--Anonymous

I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them.--Thomas Edison

A collection of the finest humorous utterings and words of wisdom from and about the world of business and commerce. Wide-ranging and hilarious, this book of the funniest business quotes of all time will have readers in stitches and will provide the perfect gift for the business man or woman in your life!



About the Author: Literary quotations legend Fred Metcalf is the author of many titles including the penguin book of modern humorous quotations and the penguin book of jokes.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781849542272
  • Publisher: Biteback Publishing
  • Publisher Imprint: Biteback Publishing
  • Depth: 25
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: Y
  • Spine Width: 23 mm
  • Width: 127 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1849542279
  • Publisher Date: 04 Nov 2014
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Height: 198 mm
  • No of Pages: 255
  • Series Title: Biteback Dictionaries of Humorous Quotations
  • Weight: 299 gr


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