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Being a Zombie stinks.Bob is a Zombie who was just going about his business when a band of thieves stole his hand so they could make a batch of Elfagra (for men who need a little lift) in the Upperworld. While it's bad enough that they've swiped Bob's hand for such a purpose, it comes to the Zombie's attention that if the bad guys use the wrong technique it could cause a cosmic rift that will spell the real death of Bob... not just the long, drawn out one that comes with being a Zombie.Modacio is a thief who made an enormous mistake on her last job that resulted in the Thieves Guild putting a high price on her head. Working with her partner in crime, an Ogre named Kone, she sets in place a plan to deliver a gift to the chief of the Thieves Guild in exchange for having the bounty taken off her. Unfortunately, this means she has to steal the hand of a defenseless Zombie. But better his hand than her life, right?Bob turns to his only real friend, a Dwarf named Perkder, and asks for help in getting his hand back. The two slap on disguises and begin a journey to the Upperworld in an attempt to stop the thieves before it's too late.Fans of Monty Python and Discworld will find a brand new playground in the Tales From the Land of Ononokin series.INTERVIEW WITH THE AUTHOR: Q: What makes the Tales From the Land of Ononokin series special?A: I had just finished watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy and was thinking how much fun it would be to create a fantasy world of my own that brought in a very strange mix of our present-day cultures and those of the Middle Ages. I also wanted to alter the myths regarding standard fantasy races around a bit. I essentially turn normal fantasy on its head wherever possible, and it makes each book a laugh-out-loud blast.Q: So, why should readers give these books a try?A: Because Tales From the Land of Ononokin is a wonderful world to play in. It has comedy, interesting characters, tons of world elements to discover, and a never-ending supply of story ideas. Plus, it's not politically correct. It's also not intended for the kiddies, which means that you'll get mild adult humor thrown into the mix as well. ...and have I mentioned that the main wizard in the first story has to get a bit sloshed in order to do magic? Come on... that's funny!Tales From the Land of Ononokin Fantasy eBook Categories:

  • Comedic Fantasy
  • Science Fiction & Fantasy
  • Sword & Sorcery
  • Paranormal & Urban
  • Metaphysical & Visionary
  • Comedy & Dark Comedy
  • Humor & Satire
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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781974546794
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 209 gr
  • ISBN-10: 1974546799
  • Publisher Date: 14 Aug 2017
  • Height: 203 mm
  • No of Pages: 142
  • Spine Width: 8 mm
  • Width: 127 mm

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