The Cat's Travelogue

Author talking about his latest book: "The Cat's Travelogue" is unique. Actually it's the first travelogue written by a Cat or indeed any member of the feline genus and will have you rolling in the aisles. This monster of a book is just the best thing you will read this year or indeed this decade, unless of course you read my other book "Getting Out Excerpts from a Cat's Diary." The extremely careful research I conducted for this book took over five years and I promise if I find it I will include it in a new updated edition, as I will also include any country, which is currently exempt from inclusion in "The Cat's Travelogue" because they are 'sponsoring' it. You may have heard about my sponsorship 'arrangements' they extend to other countries and tend to work like this: I sent a copy of the relevant chapters to countries which I thought might be interested in 'sponsoring' me, stating that in exchange for a large 'consideration' I will exclude their country from my unputdownable thriller of a book. Unfortunately this practice has been described by some of the more outraged countries as "blackmail," but to my way of thinking blackmail is a dirty word and I prefer 'sponsorship.' Actually my sponsorship deals have had a significant and unforeseen impact on my book, which was growing and shrinking more than an Accordion playing the Star Wars theme. It also means that if the countries in question stop providing their generous sponsorship of my wonderful book, it may well be one of those very rare books to actually get bigger with each imprint, as my sponsors have been warned! In this unputdownable book I travel the world stopping to look at it as though it smells and unfortunately most of the places I visited by mistake do smell rather badly. And I have to say I was not impressed with most of the places I visited from Afghanistan to America most were just plain awful and then there was Bangladesh... Still I promise that my unusual and controversial journey will leave you laughing so much you may err... wee yourselves! I am so confident that everyone who enjoyed my first book will kill for my second, and anyone who reads the second book first, will not hesitate to buy the first book - but of course don't stop there buy as many copies as you like in any order you like and make this extraordinary Cat very happy.
About the Author: The Cat has been described (accurately) as a genius, good looking, generous, caring and best of all a 'great writer.' The great writer bit is handy because he writes books. His first book "Getting Out Excerpts From A Cat's Diary" is a bestseller and feline literary masterpiece, which was described as - unputdownable - by more than one sober critic. This is his second book and it's called "The Cat's Travelogue." It is the first travelogue written by a Cat or indeed any member of the feline genus and will have you rolling in the aisles if you browse it in a bookshop, so be warned and before you read it take it home, that will save a lot of public embarrassment and odd looks from your fellow shoppers. The Cat is confident that everyone who enjoyed his first book will kill for his second and anyone who reads the second book first will not hesitate to buy the first book - but don't stop there, buy as many copies as you like and make this Cat very happy.