Do you feel as if life is too easy?
You've figured everything out?
You need that extra challenge?
Then this book is for you!
Get ready to take on your most exiting challenge: To live in the worst lifestyle and be successful at the same time! You'll never find a challenge harder than this! You can do it! (Everybody knows life is only easy for shallow people. Let's make life hard!)
This book gives you the dos and don'ts on how to create that nightmare lifestyle that everybody will secretly look down at you for having. Couldn't get better! Finally you can see who is shallow and not, and who really loves you, and not just your positive energy, your ideas, personality, character and healthy lifestyle. So exiting! Let's go!
DON'T MISS OUT ON THE BONUS FEATURES
Bulletproof ways to nightmare dating, 7 red flags to look for that really makes you say "yes" to unhealthy relationships. (Yum!)Interior design advise to properly present your home in the worst way. (Works for any size apartment, house or room.)Week- and day-schedule with really poor time-management laid out for you. You're welcome! Easy to follow! (And if you don't it's a win too! Either way it'll give you the bonus: stress + anxiety. Yay!)Food-schedule for stressful weeks, to lower your chances of making your projects as good as you imagined when you started. (Yes, coffee is considered a full meal.)Sleeping-schedule that will not just make you tired and drained, but if you really stick to it, might make you properly crazy. (For the tough crowd.)Beauty rituals to f**k up your complexion in only 3 days. (It works!)To help you ruin things when they feel too good: 4 texts to send to put some extra strain on your relationships.
"I started to write this book to myself, at a time when I hadn't been depressed for a while. I wrote it to read if I felt depression coming on again, to un-depress myself. It's written with dark humor, it's a satire, since that's my kind of fun." - I.C. RENHULDT
Note: I.C. is not a doctor or medical expert, but instead has first-hand experiences from being down and depressed, and from that, an understanding of how a depressed persons point of view can look like. This book is based on I.C.'s own experiences and imagination.
After trying different methods to minimize depression, I.C. tried another approach: trying to understand how to create the worst lifestyle, searching for what factors it depends upon. To try to find what leads into the worst lifestyle and depression, and then use that information to light up the roadmap out of depression and the worst lifestyle. And for some strange reason it worked for I.C., it made depression slowly disappear. So here is the book, if it can be of use to someone else.
