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Historias de viajes en autobús o en auto por las calles de Caracas; invenciones matizadas por recuerdos de la infancia, cuentos de restaurantes, anécdotas de la vida real -la que uno se imagina, la que uno cree vivir -teñida por la necesidad de fantasear; relatos inspirados por el temor a la vejez; ejercicios de narración productos de las enseñanzas del maestro; crónicas de la pasividad de los habitantes de esta ciudad abatida por el abandono, la desidia, la corrupción, la impericia, la negligencia y la ignorancia de sus gobernantes; historias inspiradas por la belleza de las mujeres que se han cruzado en mis caminos. Me faltan, como a cualquiera que va por el mundo con los ojos abiertos, dispuesto a cerrarlos y vivir los sueños y las trampas y juegos de la memoria.
About the Author: He vivido 24278 días. Soy ingeniero electricista y abogado; escritor de poemas para cumpleaños, de libros ineditables, declaraciones de amor (tengo nariz grande como la de Cyrano) y despedidas definitivas y no tanto; hago presentaciones en PowerPoint, cocino pizzas, hago buenas ensaladas y buenos sandwichs; hago giclée, incluso por encargo; soy conductor de vehículos a altas velocidades, por lo que he decidido no tener auto propio; mido 178 cm y peso 75 Kg cuando no más o no menos; calzo 41 y más; me gustan las mujeres inteligentes y que cuidan su apariencia; me horrorizan los juanetes; no me gusta que me regalen porquerías; puedo simular que cumplo años en cualquier día del año, por si hay alguien fanático de regalar; preparo carpetas para solicitar divisas a CADIVI y hago otras cosas infructuosas; no me gustan los perfumes dulces; me gusta comer nueces, avellanas, almendras, merey, maní, ajonjolí, linaza y chia... a veces todos juntos; mi única experiencia homosexual fue con una mujer; soy lesbiano; llevo 3 días tomando cloruro de magnesio y me parece una porquería, por lo que seguiré pegado en los 3 días; me corto el cabello yo mismo y a veces me queda bien; hablo español, machuco el francés y el inglés y no me moriría de hambre en Italia por no saber decir que tengo hambre; me gustaría hablar alemán, pero no tanto como para ponerme a aprenderlo, aunque ya sé leerlo sin entender; escondo billetes en la cartera y lo olvido para sorprenderme cuando me quedo sin real; me gusta el cine e incluso voy de vez en cuando; más me gustan las películas que pasan en los cines; nunca me he acostado con una prostituta ni con dos mujeres a la vez; no lo lamento ni le temo al ridículo; soy corrector gramatical obsesivo y defiendo el uso ocasional y excepcional de las groserías; me gusta tomarme un güisquicito al día, pero no siempre tengo en casa; puedo pasar todo un día pegado a la pantalla de la computadora contestando emails, posteando comentarios en Facebook, tuiteando, leyendo noticias y haciendo cuadros en giclée, pero si agarro un libro se me olvida el mundo y ni me entero de la invasión extraterrestre; sufro del corazón, pero no por deficiencias fisiológicas -ya superadas -sino porque a veces soy muy cursi; cuando veo por primera vez a una mujer mis ojos siguen la ruta trasero-ojos-pies; iba a escribir que a veces me falla la memoria reciente, pero no recuerdo si es así... No sé qué otros datos darles, pero seguramente mañana recordaré otros... o pasado mañana.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781491261217
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 146
  • Series Title: Spanish
  • Weight: 254 gr
  • ISBN-10: 1491261218
  • Publisher Date: 27 Dec 2014
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: Spanish
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 8 mm
  • Width: 152 mm


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