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An explosion of imaginative storytelling is ignited by a matchless excuse for not bringing in a school assignment. The fuse is lit with JoJo's punishment; a paper on Lies and Their Ties With the Devil. JoJo, a 12-year-old girl, became my main character, I don't know why, I don't question, I write. An internet search for said assignment triggers one of two subroutines the Devil's computer minion, Ekz, had running. Now, pay attention.

The fallen angel, Erckle, by order of his boss, the Devil, sends Ekz in a Justin Bieber disguise (because minions are big lizards and would stand out where a 6' 4" tall lizard in a Justin Bieber suit wouldn't) to find JoJo and have her fill out the Devil's questionnaire. Ekz and a redheaded kid are captured by ICE and Ekz misses the deadline for his return and is considered AWOL. Aliens, the second subroutine of the Devil's, appear on AK's farm and he befriends them. When they disappear, he goes on a rescue mission. Erckle cons the Devil into sending him to find Ekz and contact the aliens but is defecting and never coming back. He teams up with JoJo and they set out to rescue Ekz.

INTERMISSION (Let's all go to the lobby, the lobby . . .)

The lost god, 1001, is now antimatter and returns to the matter plane wearing an antimatter suit made to look like Lady Gaga but is mistaken for a Dalek. The aliens have a device that would allow her to switch easily between the matter and antimatter planes permitting her to rejoin The 1000 but she finds them incarcerated. 1001 and AK partner to save the aliens and run into Erckle and JoJo. AK frees Ekz and Wade but not the aliens.
Shootout at the AK Corral introduces a special ops team sent to transport the aliens where a standoff ensues until Erckle flips out and shifts the tide over to AK until Drexler, the special ops team leader, pulls a small gun from about his person and shifts things back to his advantage. A set of events follow leading to the start of a reaction that could end everything and return the universe to void.

"Well, Joe Paul, we don't have to read the book now," you say, au contraire my inquisitive imaginary person. You would miss turtle man and Spunky the wonder turtle, an International Querier report on the aliens including an interview with AK, 1000 gods falling from the sky over Tulsa, and a selfless sacrifice made by Wade the Wedge, Red. Hoops and Tootsie, JoJo's parents leaving a path of destruction at an auction, Wade Billingsly's rise to Wade the Wedge, Red, and The Guy from "I got a guy who knows a guy."

JoJo has settled into her niche, she's learned a few things during her 12 years on the planet and is preparing for her transition from childhood, one she is dreading. A change that can be a walk in the park or the kiss of death dependent on social standings or the lack thereof.

You can only work with what you have, and she had Ms. Chekovoyski, her 5th-period English teacher whose lessons were pearls of wisdom passed to her wards. Not paying attention denied the transfer of this wealth of knowledge and was deemed a slap in the face she took umbrage with. JoJo slapped her.

When cornered, our options to escape open avenues beyond our normal ones. Desperate times call for grasping at straws in a last-ditch effort when our backs are against the wall and a hard place with nothing else to lose and our lives on the line, a situation ripe for lie-telling. Not being very good at it, JoJo's lie is exposed and she is revealed as the liar of questionable character Ms. Chekovoyski knew her to be, something she shared with the rest of the class as she belittled JoJo in a scathing rant that ended with the greatest summation in the history of summations followed by her punishment.

A seemingly random series of characters and situations thrown together then folded into a logical progression creating a whole of epic, nay, biblical proportions. Enjoy!

Joe Paul


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781719907439
  • Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Sub Title: The "How to Survive Puberty or Die Trying" Student Guide
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1719907439
  • Publisher Date: 01 Sep 2018
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 362
  • Spine Width: 21 mm
  • Weight: 589 gr


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