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Donkey In A Bottle - Volume 1


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A message in a bottle...the holy grail of nautical lore. A donkey in a bottle...not so much. Until now. Donkey in a Bottle is a maritime tropical adventure story of a message in a bottle that floats in "unchartered and timeless" waters-with one unique feature. The message does not arrive in the form of a note. It's delivered in the form of a donkey named Dibs. Jackstone Dibs, PhD (Pretty Handsome Donkey), finds himself in the precarious predicament of being permanently cast into a bottle via the spell of a rum-drunk voodoo witch. Along with his companion-a one-eyed, Jamaican-speaking parrot-Dibs floats aimlessly from island to island. He soon realizes he has an unusual gift of hearing messages within the island breezes, messages that he subsequently delivers to those who come upon his bottle. Through these messages, Dibs and his parrot help the bottle finders rid themselves of the vices that have shackled their souls. This humorous, delightfully bawdy yet sentimental, wise-ass story is told through comic verse and is brought forth in a series of short-story volumes. In this first volume, the beginning of the Dibs's journey unfolds. He learns of his "gift" (fate); finds the means to "sail the glass"; befriends a Renaissance jouster with a puny stick; helps a mad scientist create the perfect margarita; and brings joy to three tiki gods whose lives could best be described as "just an old fad with a fade."
About the Author: Rose McVice is a world-class beachcomber with a knack for rhyme. In childhood, Rose was greatly influenced by the works of Cosby, Stiller, Nash and Young (Bill Cosby, Ben Stiller, Ogden Nash and Forever Young) and was known to spoon-swirl for hours over a bowl of alphabet soup. Rose masters creative-thinking techniques by simply tuning in to the soulful vibe of nature's nighttime jamboree (no ticket required), riding a mental surfboard on the satellite waves of noshoesradio or radiomargaritaville, or performing headstands while contemplating famous works of art. Being on the water, chasing sunsets, trick-or-treating at the home of local osprey, or pondering "just how deep is life's water?" with the companionship of a silvery moon are just a few of the things Rose enjoys. Rose particularly loves people who come wrapped in smiles, wear island shirts and flip-flops, and are willing to "chill-on-in" to the bottomless glass hunt for the next shooting star. And last, but certainly not least, Rose loves to tell the story of an ass. All of Rose's stories are LMAO certified.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781477623435
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 216 mm
  • No of Pages: 68
  • Series Title: English
  • Weight: 141 gr
  • ISBN-10: 1477623434
  • Publisher Date: 23 Jul 2012
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 4 mm
  • Width: 140 mm


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