Just think: how much simpler life would be if, when things start to go wrong, you could just jump back in time a few hours, minutes or even seconds.Of if you could make the same few seconds repeat themselves over and over again.
And what if the best bit was that only you knew what you were doing?
Imagine if you walked into a restaurant and every time things were not as you like them instead of returning food, you just clicked "back" and started the whole experience all over again?
Now you can!
Welcome to the wonderful world of The Time Travellers' Guide to Eating Out. Repeatedly. A hilarious romp through the difficulties of getting fed.
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About the author
Nigel Morris-Cotterill is the author of text books, articles and papers about heavyweight stuff. He works with large financial institutions to develop strategies to detect and deter crimes such as fraud and money laundering. To do that, he is always looking for the unusual, for anomalies. Often they are funny.
This little book is what happens when he lets his mind run free.
Reviews for ENJOY! The Time Travellers' Guide to Eating Out. Repeatedly.
"You, too, can be a time traveller. Just read this book over and over again"
- Spud Rolls, Speke Tater Today.
"The Greatest British Funny Man today except Boris Johnson and that bloke in Number 10."
- German Brexit negotiator.
"I laughed until the pee ran down my leg. Can I say that on national TV?"
- A guest on a late night talk show in the USA.
"Fucking hilarious"
- A guest on an afternoon talk show in the UK
"Morris-Cotterill is a genius. He insults everyone so everyone who buys his book can learn insults they can hurl at everyone else"
- Education in the Modern Style (blog. URL unreachable).
"If I never read another book, I will be less well read than if I do read another. So I read this one and now I'm better read. If you read it, you will be, too."
- Worthy Homilies and Wise Sayings for You.
Go on, cheer yourself up. Buy some time for yourself.
You know you deserve it.
Paperback and e-book.
