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Esoteric Adventure of Alan Dark

Esoteric Adventure of Alan Dark


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Alan brushed his teeth with a mild radioactive brush. He needs radiation to clean his teeth because there are a lot of things on it. There is another reason. He wants to punish his teeth today for their previous activities. On the bright side, his teeth are shiny, and they can talk if needed. Each tooth can give its own opinion. He went to his room, tapped on a switch, and a pigeon on his rooftop immediately turned into fried pieces and came to him for breakfast. He only ate the bones of the pigeon and gave the meat to his cat. He doesn't need protein right now, he needs calcium. His cat was infected by prion a few weeks ago and now it can change its colour pattern and glow at night when it wants to. Which is disturbing sometimes. But it is also good when Alan wants to have a night light, he calls his cat and asks it to glow. Turning on the switch is too troublesome. He hits his door, and it falls apart. It happens every day. He didn't even call the door fixer. His door fixer has a key to his apartment. That key keeps beeping when his door breaks. The door fixer keeps that annoying key only because Alan pays him handsomely. In the office, he greeted the goldfish in the aquarium using head-to-head communication. He does that every day alongside greeting a stone. That stone talks a lot. It always wants to learn from him how the outside world works. He tells a little bit about the outside world every day. In the office, Alan acted normal though he touched his files and made them alive to talk with his cat inside its brain. He was sitting and making a YouTube vlog video in his office room while his cat Kiki was doing his work. He is the founder and CEO of this office. He left the office when his cat was done, went outside and kept walking to the sea beach. Then started to head straight towards the sea. He kept walking until he was fully underneath it...


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798852336583
  • Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 190 gr
  • ISBN-10: 8852336583
  • Publisher Date: 14 Jul 2023
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 98
  • Spine Width: 5 mm
  • Width: 152 mm


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