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Thanks for buying this satirical and farcical comedy! Unless of course you haven't yet, and you're one of those people who hops from book cover to blurb and back again, only to wander off without buying what could quite possibly be the first book in ages that really makes you laugh! In that case, take the leap of faith. Put your proverbial hand in your pocket, click the 'buy now with 1 click' button and get involved! Why? Because 'Extremely England' is a naughty novella full of farcical fun! And if you have a sense of humour that likes the occasional tickling, you'll love it... Bobby Saint is in line for promotion. He is widely regarded as Britain's best policeman, as well as being good friends with Mayor Terrence Thatcher, the man to assign the job of 'Top Copper' to whom he believes most suitable. But Harriet Plebb, ex-Big Brother winner and strong candidate to be the next Prime Minister, along with her power-hungry husband, Edwin, a human rights lawyer, has other ideas... In order to win votes from a certain section of the voting public, the Plebbs blackmail the mayor into giving the job to an unknown candidate of their choice. Due to fear of humiliation and the probability of losing his wonderful wife, the mayor cannot bring himself to spill the beans to his old friend, Bobby. After some scandalous defamation of his character, the out of favour policeman then has to rely on his hopeless journalist wife, Maggie, and her lay-about brother, Guy, to help him bring down the criminal masterminds and stop the corruption, thus claiming his rightful place at the top of Britain's Police Force. Contains rude and crude humour - Not for the easily offended!
About the Author: Jams N. Roses is a father of one and grew up in Hertfordshire, England. He has spent a few years living on the Costa del Sol, Spain, and currently resides in Nice, France. He primarily writes novels that are steeped in crime with a psychological twist, but has a naughty sense of humor that can sneak its way into his work, so much so that his third release, Extremely England is an hilarious, satirical comedy. IMPORTANT NOTE: Books by Jams N. Roses are rude, crude and brutally honest. They'll take you back to your misspent youth, and leave you wiping your brow for having survived it. These books are not family-friendly, Christian stories. If you are easily offended, hate to acknowledge that drug or alcohol abuse exists, are disgusted that sex is more than just a tool for procreation, or can't stand to read the occasional swear word, then save your blushes and don't read these books. However, if you want to read about people living life on the edge, then you've come to the right place. From the author... "I love the creation of stories, and although I spend days and weeks and months working on a plot, it's the emotions of my characters that I enjoy delving into. My first published novel, 'Get Clean', really has my heart and soul poured into it. Although I feel a bit naked by putting a story out there that contains so much of my life, I'm happy with the book, and a little proud of my first writing achievement. Also available is 'Son of a Serial Killer'. This story was born in my mind when I was going through a difficult phase in my life. I felt let down by the person closest to me, and I was angry and upset. What better way to expel those emotions than to throw them into a book? The story itself isn't based on my life like my previous novel, but the emotions captured within the pages are feelings I had to battle with for far too long. My third release, 'Extremely England', is something completely different. It's a satirical comedy poking fun at society and the way it is portrayed by the media - I enjoyed writing something that wasn't so dark for a change if I'm honest! Just recently, I've released my fourth novel on Amazon. Back to the darker side of life, 'Finding Her Feet' is the tale of a young girl, who grows up in a family that suffered a terrible tragedy. To be read with a box of tissues handy. I am a big film fan, and would have to admit that I have an eye on the 'filmability' of my stories when writing them. One day..."


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781491271223
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 203 mm
  • No of Pages: 160
  • Series Title: English
  • Sub Title: A satirical comedy
  • Width: 127 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1491271221
  • Publisher Date: 04 Aug 2013
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 9 mm
  • Weight: 231 gr


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