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This book is supposedly the guidebook used by tens of millions of people to cross illegally into the U.S. and prosper here through lax federal security, spineless local and state governments and active encouragement of millions of "liberal thinking Americans," the "smart and educated ones," who don't realize they are helping the doom of their own civilization. It is published by the honorable Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, also executive director the American Secret Society of Illegals. The book advises immigrants of various ways to achieve easy riches and stay here, such as how to file for political asylum, best ports of entry, what to do if you're an illegal terrorist, especially using the American tort legal system to file multiple discrimination suits, new national monuments Illegals are demanding -Four dead white guys only on Mt. Rushmore - See Illustration of substituting one of those head; new holidays illegals want; Feminism and how to combat it; American women can lead to greed card but book warns of their danger, and curious American habits all illegals should know about. The book is filled with 100 illustrations, ads such as "Documents Are US," and the "Saudi Arabia Feminist Fund," which encourages U.S. women to "take up the veil!" The book does not blame illegals for coming to America nor does it attack them on ethnic or racial lines, not being in any way inferior to Americans. Instead, the targets are the politicians who defrauded the American people. The author gives continual thanks to U.S. politicians, especially Sen. Ted Kennedy, who pushed through immigration "reform" in 1965 while promising it would not change the makeup of America's ethnic status. "First, our cities will not be flooded with a million immigrants annually. Under the proposed bill, the present level of [total] immigration remains substantially the same . . . Secondly, the ethnic mix of this country will not be upset . . . Contrary to the charges in some quarters, [the bill] will not inundate America with immigrants from any one country or area, or the most populated and deprived nations of Africa and Asia . . . " Kennedy avowed. "In the final analysis, the ethnic pattern of immigration under the proposed measure is not expected to change as sharply as the critics seem to think . . . The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs," Kennedy deceitfully went on. The American Secret Society of Illegals, creators of this book, also informs members of long term goals, such as creating Ramadan Police to enforce fasting during Muslim holy month on all residents of USA, and Peso Police, to enforce new law making Mexican currency legal tender in U.S. as well. This is a political satire. It does NOT make fun of foreigners, but satirizes Americans for losing control over their own borders and being too polite to ask undocumented people to go home and get in line if they want to come here. The new America may work out great, but the changes were put through only by using fraud on the Natural Born Americans of all races. If enough people get this book and get stirred up, maybe we can convince Congress and the President to change course and absorb all of the immigrants we now have, before letting in new millions.
About the Author: Mr. Juan Muhammed Kim entered the United States on June 25, 1987 on a tourist visa from his native country, the name of which he prefers to keep to himself, as he hasn't yet brought all his relatives over. He filed his first lawsuit on June 26, 1987, charging that it was highly discriminatory to force foreign visitors to the United States to wait in a separate line from American citizens at the Immigration counter. He was awarded $5,250 in an out-ofcourt settlement. With these funds, combined with his first welfare check, Mr. Muhammed Kim put a down payment on a house in comfortable Westchester county just outside New York City. He joined the American Secret Society of Illegals in 1988. On April 1, 1989, long after his tourist visa expired, he was stopped for the minor problem of leaving a store with $698 in unpaid merchandise, heading out to his car to get a credit card. Mr. Muhammed Kim could not produce proof of citizenship or residency and was detained by Westchester County police.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781466389151
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 316
  • Series Title: English
  • Sub Title: Guide Book Successfully Used by Tens of Millions of Illegal Immigrants
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 146638915X
  • Publisher Date: 16 Jan 2012
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 17 mm
  • Weight: 471 gr


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