The Funniest Person in Austin by Vanessa Guadiana
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The Funniest Person in Austin

The Funniest Person in Austin


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JILES PERRY is a rising stand up comic having just returned to Austin from her first tour. Her life is high seas, never mind the part where her husband left her a month before her tour. Getting ready to face her empty apartment, she finds something even better next door... Her new neighbor isn't just a stud, he's her favorite hockey player from her hometown, the Ottawa Partisans' CORY KOENIG, recently traded to the Austin Assassins. The problem is, Jiles kind of hates the Assassins, or as she dubs them, the Asses. Her love for hockey was pure until her husband left her for one of their ice girls. Hoping Cory will hear out her chemistry, she instead gets to overhear him banging an ice girl. Feeling her enemies are getting too close to home, Jiles focuses instead on her upcoming taping, hosting a morning show with best friend BEN WHITE, and oh yeah, an obvious drinking problem. Meanwhile, Cory learns the truth about her grumpy disposition and discovers maybe there is more to his neighbor than just being the funniest chick in town.
About the Author: Vanessa Guadiana has been dreaming of a career on Saturday Night Live since she was 14, which is the reason she's moved to NYC multiple times to make these goals come true. Life isn't always that kind, and now she is a CDL driver trucking across the US and Canada, getting weird looks and being confused for a hooker or a drug mule everywhere she goes. She currently resides nowhere and has no kids because they are annoying. Vanessa is from Detroit but was raised in Dallas, where she earned her bachelor's in creative writing at the University of Texas at Dallas. She also has numerous comedy classes under her belt from the UCB Theatre, The Pit, and Dallas Comedy House. Vanessa performs stand up comedy and blogs about hockey and hot gingers at VanessaLovesHockey.com


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781499708530
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 203 mm
  • No of Pages: 236
  • Series Title: English
  • Weight: 322 gr
  • ISBN-10: 149970853X
  • Publisher Date: 29 May 2014
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 14 mm
  • Width: 133 mm

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