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Quirky, zany, and wacky. This PG-rated collection of short stories is told entirely in the Doggo Meme Dialect.
Doggo fiction, inspired by the doggo memes!

Helo fren, am doggo, and am flip-heckin' famous author doggo at that! Thank u for doin' this colection of my persunal reborks a purchase. Am redy to do u many a tell, becos I am 12/10 story reborker!

This omnibork colection contains Borks 1-8 of the Doggo Tails series. Altogethur, thesse short stories repawsent my life's story, frum the day I wos sorrendered to the doggo prisun, to the day I did a self-sacrifice for my hooman. Doggos r loyal like that-espawcioly ratter terriers-but of corse you alredy knewed that!

If yo'r lookin' for somthin' to make u do a laugh 'n cry, am here for u, fren! Meet my many furrocios frens: Champito the chiwahwah, Joan of Bork the golden retreever, Gumbo the jumbo staffurdshire terrier, Brutus 'n Maximus the Englosh bulldoggerinos, FreakO the furry potato, and a whol heckin' lot mor!

It's a diverse cast of doges, that's for shore. Sum of them even have pawstounding sooperpowers for no other reson than plot convenience 'nd heck knows why! There are also plenty of baddies, too, fren... Animol villains, meen doges, danger noodles, 'n the dreaded catburgers from HECK.

I do not do LOLcats a like, not one bit. Y, u ask? Y becos they dogger me.

Snoots 'n bamboozles await u in these borks. Disclaimor: All woofs inspired by a true bork.

This single book contains Borks 1-8 of the Doggo Tails series, and all of them are narrated by Hektor the tail-waggin' doggo.

This short story collection includes:
Bork 1: Helo Fren
Bork 2: The Furry Potato
Bork 3: Cocky Cocker
Bork 4: GSD EMTs
Bork 5: Danger Worm Danger!
Bork 6: The Goodest Boy
Bork 7: PizzaCATE
Bork 8: Goodbye Furry Potato

Doggo Tails is recommended for anyone who loves dogs and adorable doggo memes. Contains some PG-level violence, thematic elements, mild language, and some mildly rude humor.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781719885713
  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 272
  • Spine Width: 15 mm
  • Weight: 453 gr
  • ISBN-10: 1719885710
  • Publisher Date: 01 Oct 2018
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Sub Title: Doggo Tails Omnibork, Borks 1-8
  • Width: 152 mm

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