Are you struggling to make ends meet?
Do you dream of living the good life on a yacht in the Bahamas with a crew of scantily clad women (or men) serving your every needs?
Does this feel like a get rich quick infomercial that you might see at two in the morning while you're drunk watching TV in your underwear and eating stale, left-over pizza?
If yes to all of those, then you need to read, How to be a Millionaire Today: A Humorous MisGuided Guide to Getting Rich Quick.
How to be a Millionaire Today is the ultimate book on how to get rich for people that have tried every other method of getting wealthy and failed miserably and just need a good a laugh along with a stiff drink.
In this book there are several proven methods to actually get rich like, Use the Secret, Become a Slumlord AirBnb Host, Run for Congress, and Start a For-Profit Non-Profit, along with several unproven and completely ridiculous ways to to rich like, Start a Fight Club, Become a Pimp, Commit Insurance Fraud, and Become a Drug Dealer.
Whether you're a struggling entrepreneur or a fry cook at Denny's, there is something in this book that will make you laugh and advice that will help get you into the top 1% of the 1%.
During most chapters is when we meet CJ SideHustle, a man who has numerous side hustles going on after being fired from the graveyard shift at the Del Taco on 17th in Costa Mesa.
CJ fashions himself as an expert on everything and tries to give you advice related to each chapter that typically isn't very helpful at all.
In addition, there is a story in-between chapters where we follow the exploits of Greg Cardone (Grant's broke twin brother) who wants to sell you his six week online Crypto Course while he tries to evade the authorities for the murder of his ex-wife.
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