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I hope this will make you very angry. I'm going to tell you about a new book that's all about making fun of a certain someone who's done some very tremendous things for this country, and who also happens to have a very good brain, really, the best brain. It's a picture book for losers and haters, I imagine, because who else would read it? The book is called It's Time to Go!-a 52-page rhyming (like a kiddie book!), so-called satire. And it's all about me, folks. Can you imagine that? It's written by a nobody called Ted Patterson, but I call him Pattycakes. Little Pattycakes. He's a very bad guy, people, very bad. He thinks he's clever, but believe me, he's just a man who's losing his grip on reality. He tries to make your favorite president look very bad, folks, and it's really quite sad.

Then there's his hack illustrator, called Art Hant, some unknown, incompetent "AI" illustrator, whatever the hell that's supposed to be. He's the worst. His "illustrations" look like they were scribbled by a toddler that got into mommy's markers. Pattycakes and Hant remind me of Corrupt Joe and Laughing Kamala, two failed and weak politicians who no one likes.

The book tries to be cute with its rhyming and its insults and its mockery of the person most people think of as the finest President in our nation's history. But it's as about as cute as an ugly baby, a very ugly baby. Trust me. If you like ugly babies, bad jokes, fake news, slander, and toddler art, you'll probably love it, and that's how we'll know that you're probably some washed-up liberal like Little Pattycakes. He loves those ugly babies, folks. He's got nothing, my friends. Absolutely nothing.

Note: This book is clearly meant for wise-ass Dems who think they're smarter than you, the American people. It's for losers and the phony intellectual types who are actively trying to destroy this great country. Go ahead and laugh, but if you're looking for real laughs, turn on Fox's brilliant Greg Gutfeld or Jesse Watters, a couple of very smart and funny guys!


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798991014700
  • Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Sub Title: A Picture Book for Grownups
  • Width: 178 mm
  • ISBN-10: 8991014704
  • Publisher Date: 19 Jul 2024
  • Height: 254 mm
  • No of Pages: 54
  • Spine Width: 4 mm
  • Weight: 145 gr


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