Do you want to teach your kids about the wonders of nature, without risking a bite from a rabid animal?
Do you struggle to read educational books with your kids, because the content bores you to tears?
Do you love sloths more than cheesecake, pizza, and chicken nuggets?
If so, then this book is for you!
The truth is, most wildlife books totally suck. Their pictures are colorless and their content is really dry and mind-numbingly boring. Wouldn't it be great if you could give your kids a vibrant book filled with full-color photographs and fascinating facts about one of the world's most amazing animals-the mighty sloth!
Once your kids open up this book, they will be instantly drawn into a wacky world of wildlife wonderment. Each page is dripping with quirky factoids, vivid imagery, and amusing sloth stories that will grab your kid's attention and squeeze harder than the clutched fists of Thor.
This book will turn your kid into a sloth expert, and make you the coolest, most popular parent in the neighborhood!
Inside, you will learn:
- Why do sloths walk so slow, and will a cup of coffee help?
- Why do sloths always look like they're smiling?
- Why do sloths have a hole on their backs?
- How long have sloths been on earth?
- How long do sloths live?
- Which countries have the most sloths?
- How do sloths go to the bathroom?
- How do sloths raise their babies?
- Can sloths really swim?
- How do sloths change their fur color to blend in with their environment?
- Why do sloths have such long scary nails?
- And much, much more...
This book has the answers to all the slothy questions that you've always wondered about, but never had the time to research yourself because you were working and stuff. It's full of whimsical tales about the wonders of the natural world, all conveyed via a lively narrative designed to keep your little ones engaged and amused. The adults in the room might even learn something too!
Make the decision NOW to give your kid the gift that keeps on giving-the gift of knowledge.
If you're finally ready to be a good adult, and own the most entertaining repository of sloth photos and facts ever conceived by mankind, then get this book today!
