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About the Book

A humorous tongue and cheek view of the bowel movement. This is a book everyone in the world can relate to because we all do it! "Log On" has detailed chapters on the intricacies and oddities of taking a dump. The second half of the book has individualized, embarrassing stories we can all relate to in some way or another. A perfect companion for your toilet, coffee table or tablet, it will keep you laughing and inspired. Kelly Gray has definitely hit a comedic nerve with this hilarious look at topics ranging from toilet paper, wiping, diet, diarrhea, skid marks, shitting your pants in public and more. This book will change your life and hopefully bring us all together in an ever increasingly separatist society. We all need something in common to bring us together and this book may be just the ticket.
About the Author: Kelly Gray grew up in Southern California and has spent time in San Diego, Maui, Orange County and now resides in the pacific northwest. Kelly graduated from San Diego State University with no honors, just a degree in Journalism. Kelly worked as an intern with Surfer Magazine and has a published article to his credit. Kelly has also spent over thirty years in the restaurant/bar/hotel business which helps explain his warped, not so serious view of the world.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781500821616
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 182
  • Series Title: English
  • Sub Title: A humorous look at taking a dump
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1500821616
  • Publisher Date: 02 Sep 2014
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 10 mm
  • Weight: 299 gr


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