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The Longest Haiku

The Longest Haiku


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About the Book

No one said I could do it.

No one said I should do it.

Then I did it.

This book holds the longest haiku ever written, using a syllable hack that will surely be highly debated for years to come.

From the comedic mind of Joe Cabello, learn the very nature of what a haiku is and why it exists. This book will make you laugh, then make you cry (but if it makes you cry then laugh, that's good too)

PLEASE NOTE: This book is one poem with the letter "m" repeated for over 65 pages. There is more content than the repeated "m," but the majority of the book will simply be that. It is an "artful joke" that will forever change the landscape of your coffee table.
About the Author: Joe Cabello is a comedian and writer who is counting on someone else to write the next great American novel so he can focus on writing dumb stories and dad-jokes. He writes and performs for the iO West and UCB Theater, respectively, and you can see more of his work at JoeCabello.com or on the fantastic website, TheHiggsWeldon.com. He's currently writing an adventure-comedy novel and would love your support. Here are some ways you can support: Follow on twitter @joecabello Like his Facebook page Facebook.com/joecabellowriter


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781517485702
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 203 mm
  • No of Pages: 76
  • Series Title: English
  • Sub Title: 100% 5-7-5 syllable structure. The longest haiku ever written.
  • Width: 127 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1517485703
  • Publisher Date: 01 Oct 2015
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 5 mm
  • Weight: 141 gr


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