THE BAD GRADE MAN - E.T. Starmann
If you ever fail, the bad grade man will help you: If you ever fail once, you will never fail again.
MORE PERFECT - Maev Barba
As educators improve the curriculum, so do the students improve.
ANOTHER ONE FOR THE HOLE - Eric Thralby
Discipline in school is paramount. If students misbehave, they must be put in the hole.
BENSON - Eric Thralby
In ancient school districts, expulsion could be like death. Now, it is death.
TROUBLED YOUTH - Bob Selcrosse
In the long history of education, we tried to enter students into a suitable program
MR. GREENSACH - Vernon Tremor
The students perfected their teacher but then their teacher became exceptionally large.
SYSTEM FERTILITY - Maev Barba
We have perfected the birth rate. We have also made humans incredibly powerful. Now, we have nothing under control.
IRVING'S PLAN - Maev Barba
Irving has got to get out of this school.