"Mark Twain Races for the PRESIDENCY" is no Joke, even though this is a very Humorous Book: because that is his Nature, to be Humorous; and he probably cannot help himself to do otherwise, even as he cannot Resist the Great Temptation to give those Dimwitcrats and Reprobates some STRONG Undefeatable Competition - at least for the Year 2020, while he is still Fired Up and Ready to RUN! After all, none of those Political Rabbits have any of the Wonderful Solutions that our Selected King has, who has been Resurrected into the Body of Master Mark Revolutionary Twain, Junior, by the Act of Reincarnation - NOT by any Act of Congress - which many People do not Believe in: beCause of Depriving themselves of such Inspired Books as this one, which contains enough Evidence to Fully Persuade anyone with a Right Mind that Reincarnation is for REAL, even if the Lady Doubtfulness does not Believe it, which makes no Difference: beCause, if it is the Will of GOD that Master Twain should be our New Elected President, then he will be, come Hell or High Water, as they say: beCause the Will of God WILL be Done - at least According to "Believers," who Hold Tightly to that Silly Doctrine of the Devil, who has Deceived almost everyone in the World; but, not our Selected King, who Knows for a Fact with a Capital K and F that God did NOT Elect, nor Inspire anyone else to Elect the Right/WRong Rong/Riit Parties in the Unholy Name of DEMON-ocracy, which is MOB Rulership! Indeed, that would be Pure Insanity, if you Think about it: beCause the Democratic MOB might be Persuaded to Scream Out: "CRUCIFY HIM! CRUCIFY HIM!!" And thus, the most Righteous Person in the World can be, and was in Fact, Crucified! Yes, you too Know for a Fact that THAT is what Happened when DEMON-ocracy had its Way, about 2,000 Years Ago; and nothing has Changed very much with the Nature of Men since then, who are Daily Crucifying Righteousness, just by their Actions, alone! Indeed, who is it that does not Know that our "Beloved" Abominations are Destroying our Wonderful World, slowly but surely in Human Ecology? So, what is to be Done about it? Will the Election of another Powerless PUPPET President, who Plays into the Hands of Rich Corporations and Bankers, actually Solve all such Massive Problems as we have Invented for ourselves? Well, it is now Time to be Objective, rather than Subjective: because only Real Workable Solutions will Actually Solve our Massive Problems, and not just Wishful Thinking, according to how we FEEL about it. Indeed, Master Mark Revolutionary Twain, Junior, presents some Irrefutable Solutions, which will Actually WORK, and Work very Well, which can be Proven in a Courtroom with Law and Order, if anyone is Interested in it. Most People are NOT Interested in Confessing the Facts, beginning with their Dietary Sins, which are rather Em-bare-assing, as Master Twain puts it: beCause there is Weighty Evidence that we have Transgressed. Therefore, to Deny it, will not Solve the Problem; but, only a Full Confession of the Facts. Likewise, our Witty Inventions have gotten us into HUGE Problems, which will not easily be Solved without a LOT of Work to Correct the Situation, which can mostly be done with Mechanical Slaves, which will never Complain about Low Wages, even if those Machines are Worked for almost 24 Hours per Day, in Order to LIBERATE us from our Insane Lifestyles, Worldwide. Therefore, VOTE for The GOAT! Otherwise, you may Gamble with your Future, and the Future Destinies of your Children, by Voting for a Jackass or Elephant, who can Bray and Trumpet much LOUDER than any Goat can Bleat; but, the Humble Honest Man with the Sharpest Sword of Provable Truths will WIN the Election, even as a Mountain Goat can Outrun any Elephant or Ass, including Balaam's Ass. GUARANTEED! However, if you Doubt it, just carefully read: "Mark Twain Races for the PRESIDENCY!" It is a Wonderful Book! A must read for any Unsatisfied Soul. Peace and Happiness to you!