My Blasted Town
Home > General > My Blasted Town
My Blasted Town

My Blasted Town


     0     
5
4
3
2
1



International Edition


About the Book

Small Town - Big Adventure - Hilarious Characters - An Unforgettable Story


An explosion has rocked the quirky town of Saskariver! The town's devious mayor is unwilling to rebuild. But homeschooled 11-year-old Joey Storthoaks, from a large family with an even larger brood of cats, has other plans. He's willing to save the town...or to at least die trying. That is if he can first get over his "misfit" self.

The Adventures of a Misfit series will entertain, charm, inspire, and likely make the side of your stomach hurt with laughter.

* * *

"With all the humor and feelgoods of the Sandlot, MY BLASTED TOWN is a fun-filled, faith-inspiring book about how anyone can make a difference in the lives of the people around them. Because 'if something out of the ordinary needs to happen, ' maybe we're the ones for the job."

- Vanessa Thurgood, Author of the Comstock Chronicles

"This book was so suspenseful and exciting that I couldn't put it down!"

- Lucy, Student, Ontario, Canada

"This book is great! I didn't see Lucy for two days!"

- Lucy's Mom

"In the style of Richard Peck! Can't wait to read more."

- Shannon, Mom of Three

* * *

From My Blasted Town:

"I live on an acreage near Saskariver, Saskatchewan, where the prairie meets the northern forest. We have a horse named Horse, a dog named Doggy, two dozen chickens named Breakfast, Dinner, Supper, and so forth, and an unknown number of cats called everything from Cat to Catsputin, from Kitty to Kitty-Cat, from Poopsy-Diaper to Terrence Pickles. Creativity is a must when you name so many cats over the years. We used to name our cats after politicians, but Mom said it was inappropriate for us to be so happy whenever a cat died.

I also have family members. Not as many as I have cats, but still quite a few, and with less creative names. We all have brownish hair, blue or green eyes, and French-Canadian blood running in our veins. My dad Marc and mom Geri lead the way, followed by Johnny (17), Josh (14), Ellie (13), me (I'm Joey, age 11), Rebecca (6), Sam (4), and the baby Lyda. We get along very well sometimes. Sometimes, we get put to work because we're fighting. Sometimes, we then start fighting while we work. Sometimes, we miss supper until we start being nice to each other. And then we're back where we started."

- Joey Storthoaks, Age 11


Best Sellers



Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781778052552
  • Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 231 gr
  • ISBN-10: 177805255X
  • Publisher Date: 19 Nov 2023
  • Height: 203 mm
  • No of Pages: 160
  • Spine Width: 9 mm
  • Width: 127 mm


Similar Products

Add Photo
Add Photo

Customer Reviews

REVIEWS      0     
Click Here To Be The First to Review this Product
My Blasted Town
Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp -
My Blasted Town
Writing guidlines
We want to publish your review, so please:
  • keep your review on the product. Review's that defame author's character will be rejected.
  • Keep your review focused on the product.
  • Avoid writing about customer service. contact us instead if you have issue requiring immediate attention.
  • Refrain from mentioning competitors or the specific price you paid for the product.
  • Do not include any personally identifiable information, such as full names.

My Blasted Town

Required fields are marked with *

Review Title*
Review
    Add Photo Add up to 6 photos
    Would you recommend this product to a friend?
    Tag this Book Read more
    Does your review contain spoilers?
    What type of reader best describes you?
    I agree to the terms & conditions
    You may receive emails regarding this submission. Any emails will include the ability to opt-out of future communications.

    CUSTOMER RATINGS AND REVIEWS AND QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS TERMS OF USE

    These Terms of Use govern your conduct associated with the Customer Ratings and Reviews and/or Questions and Answers service offered by Bookswagon (the "CRR Service").


    By submitting any content to Bookswagon, you guarantee that:
    • You are the sole author and owner of the intellectual property rights in the content;
    • All "moral rights" that you may have in such content have been voluntarily waived by you;
    • All content that you post is accurate;
    • You are at least 13 years old;
    • Use of the content you supply does not violate these Terms of Use and will not cause injury to any person or entity.
    You further agree that you may not submit any content:
    • That is known by you to be false, inaccurate or misleading;
    • That infringes any third party's copyright, patent, trademark, trade secret or other proprietary rights or rights of publicity or privacy;
    • That violates any law, statute, ordinance or regulation (including, but not limited to, those governing, consumer protection, unfair competition, anti-discrimination or false advertising);
    • That is, or may reasonably be considered to be, defamatory, libelous, hateful, racially or religiously biased or offensive, unlawfully threatening or unlawfully harassing to any individual, partnership or corporation;
    • For which you were compensated or granted any consideration by any unapproved third party;
    • That includes any information that references other websites, addresses, email addresses, contact information or phone numbers;
    • That contains any computer viruses, worms or other potentially damaging computer programs or files.
    You agree to indemnify and hold Bookswagon (and its officers, directors, agents, subsidiaries, joint ventures, employees and third-party service providers, including but not limited to Bazaarvoice, Inc.), harmless from all claims, demands, and damages (actual and consequential) of every kind and nature, known and unknown including reasonable attorneys' fees, arising out of a breach of your representations and warranties set forth above, or your violation of any law or the rights of a third party.


    For any content that you submit, you grant Bookswagon a perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, transferable right and license to use, copy, modify, delete in its entirety, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from and/or sell, transfer, and/or distribute such content and/or incorporate such content into any form, medium or technology throughout the world without compensation to you. Additionally,  Bookswagon may transfer or share any personal information that you submit with its third-party service providers, including but not limited to Bazaarvoice, Inc. in accordance with  Privacy Policy


    All content that you submit may be used at Bookswagon's sole discretion. Bookswagon reserves the right to change, condense, withhold publication, remove or delete any content on Bookswagon's website that Bookswagon deems, in its sole discretion, to violate the content guidelines or any other provision of these Terms of Use.  Bookswagon does not guarantee that you will have any recourse through Bookswagon to edit or delete any content you have submitted. Ratings and written comments are generally posted within two to four business days. However, Bookswagon reserves the right to remove or to refuse to post any submission to the extent authorized by law. You acknowledge that you, not Bookswagon, are responsible for the contents of your submission. None of the content that you submit shall be subject to any obligation of confidence on the part of Bookswagon, its agents, subsidiaries, affiliates, partners or third party service providers (including but not limited to Bazaarvoice, Inc.)and their respective directors, officers and employees.

    Accept

    New Arrivals



    Inspired by your browsing history


    Your review has been submitted!

    You've already reviewed this product!