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From the team behind the super-popular Instagram @MyTherapistSays comes this humorous guide that chronicles the exhausting task of navigating the daily, anxiety-ridden struggle that we fondly call life. Including hilarious memes MTS is known and loved for, along with checklists, prompts, questions from readers, and more, My Therapist Says is the guide you need to achieve your goals, one wrong turn at a time. Have you ever wanted something, pursued it (albeit not quite as gracefully as you would’ve hoped), failed, and then genuinely asked yourself the question, “Am I delusional?” Well, that’s how I began penning this magnum opus. Like the Buddhist’s have their Tripitaka, you have…moi. And my therapist, though it’s unlikely she’ll admit this in public. On the receiving end of a ghosting session? Needing a way to leave a work function without looking like a buzzkill? Having a hard time developing amnesia about your last relationship? Fear not, as I cover everything from circumstantial etiquette to blissful delusion when necessary. So, grab a pen, a box of tissues, a glass of wine, and your bestie, because sh*t is about to get real. And remember, be yourself, be kind, and all that jazz, unless you’re a Susan*. If that’s the case, try to be literally anyone else. Ugh, my therapist hates that I wrote that. *Susan: Noun and verb. Unpleasant, annoying, and delusional, the Susan is somebody who is literally awful in every way, is liked by no one, but has no clue, no matter how many open clues you give her. If you roll your eyes at this, you’re probably a Susan. Uses: Susaning, Susanism. For even more on navigating the mystical tornado of life, get the companion coloring book: My Therapist Says...to Color: Ignore Reality and Color Over 50 Designs Because You Can't Even.

Table of Contents:
Terms to Live By So, You Agree? You Think I’m Really Funny?   1 I Guess You’re My Boyfriend? The Chase The One Who Doesn’t Know What He Wants Avoid, Avoid, Avoid So, You’ve Tricked Someone into Dating You? At Least Pretend to Be Cool The Never-Ending Games The Fam Ugh, Do I Have To? Over It, TBH If You Run into Him The Win-stinct When You Wish You Were Single The Cycle   2 Am I a CEO Yet? The Unbearable Boss The Susan Un-Employ Me The Haters That Was Probably Karmic Retribution? The Cardi B Phenomenon The Career Woman and Love Why You Are a Feminist   3 Mercury’s in Retrograde, I’m Texting My Ex. Blame It on the Stars The Four Elements Sun Signs   4 You Can’t Leave, You’re My Only Friend! You Can’t Sit Here Who Are We? You Are Who You’re With My Friend Is Friends with the DJ Irish for a Night I’d Love to Come, but I Don’t Want To You Should Smile More   5 Mom! The Meatloaf! Right?! Am I Right? I Don’t Know, What Do You Wanna Do? Be the Ronaldo of Your Life If You Love Me, Let Me Go So, the World Doesn’t Revolve around Me?   6 Love That for Us! A 7 with Beer Goggles Ugh, I Got So Fat Love Yourself ’Cause No One Else Will Eat, Pray, Someone Love Me The Therapy   Famous Last Words Make-Your-Own Memes A Note about the Text Acknowledgments About My Therapist Says  


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781631067372
  • Publisher: Quarto Publishing Group USA Inc
  • Binding: Hardback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: Y
  • Width: 145 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1631067370
  • Publisher Date: 06 Oct 2020
  • Height: 195 mm
  • No of Pages: 240
  • Sub Title: Advice You Should Probably (Not) Follow


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