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Never Flush On A Conference Call!


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About the Book

Never Flush on a Conference Call! is a humorous and insightful exploration of 103 enduring colloquialisms collected over decades of corporate and life experiences by Mark Sievers. From boardroom blunders to life's quirky moments, this book offers a delightful mix of wit and wisdom. Whether you're looking to spice up your vocabulary, impress at networking events, or simply enjoy a good laugh, this collection has something for everyone.

Mark Sievers, with his extensive background in the restaurant and corporate world, shares these sayings with a touch of humor and plenty of real-world context. This book is not just a casual read; it's a testament to the power of words and how they shape our daily lives. Perfect as a gift, a conversation starter, or even as a quirky addition to your bathroom reading collection, Never Flush on a Conference Call! is a must-have for anyone who appreciates the art of a well-turned phrase.

10 Reasons to Buy This Book

  1. While one could easily sit down and read through this entire book in one sitting, another approach could be to read a few pages at each sitting and then put it aside to enjoy more later.
  2. Despite the name of the book, this is great toilet reading material. Just put it in the bathroom to browse while "doing your business." Put one in every bathroom in your house.
  3. If you are getting married, give a copy to each groomsman or bridesmaid as a humorous gift.
  4. Airbnb operators should put a copy in each of their rental units to add value to the renters' experience by providing a humorous book to read.
  5. Learn all 103 expressions and become the witty and clever one at networking events, cocktail parties, and social gatherings.
  6. If you own a bomb shelter or safe room, be sure to have a copy there to help pass the time if confined.
  7. Sometimes, books make good investments. To hedge against the future, buy 1,000 copies, shrink-wrap them on a pallet, and store them in long-term storage.
  8. If you know an organization that is contemplating burying a time capsule, encourage them to add this book to the mix.
  9. If you know of a space research enterprise that is about to launch a vessel into outer space, encourage them to include this book. Aliens will love it!
  10. Buy several copies, roll them up, and stuff them into large bottles. Seal them and set them adrift in the ocean. If it washes up on a mostly deserted island and is found by a lost and lonely castaway, you will make their day!

From the Author

The motivations for writing this book came from various directions and points in my life. During my 27-year corporate career in the restaurant industry and the more than two decades since then, I have met many wonderful people and had some fantastic life experiences. Additionally, I had many interesting experiences throughout my childhood and all the way through college at the University of Kentucky.

Over time, I heard many expressions, colloquialisms, sayings, etc., that resonated with me. The reason they resonate and endure is that they have a no-nonsense way of getting a point across with just a few words-often with humor. They are communication-efficient.

This book is business humor and just for fun. I hope you enjoy it. If you have additional expressions you wish to share, please feel free to do so.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798337562032
  • Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Sub Title: 103 Colloquialisms That Endure
  • Width: 127 mm
  • ISBN-10: 833756203X
  • Publisher Date: 07 Sep 2024
  • Height: 203 mm
  • No of Pages: 112
  • Spine Width: 6 mm
  • Weight: 168 gr


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