Santa Versus the Space Bugs and Other Tales of Crazy Christmas Carnage
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Santa Versus the Space Bugs and Other Tales of Crazy Christmas Carnage


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Ah the holidays, a time of togetherness, a time of family, a time to celebrate, a time of peace on earth and goodwill towards men, and so much potential for ludicrous off-the-wall bizarre crazy over-the-top Christmas stories in this collection of 126 stories. In this collection there is the opening story about a racist neo-Nazi mall Santa teaming up with a girl genius to battle against invading alien insects as well as his own all-consuming bigotry.
You'll find numerous stories attacking the commercialism of Christmas, the absurdity of people who say that there is a war on Christmas, numerous stories involving Donald Trump and set during the Trump administration, stories where Santa is a terrorist and in another incarnation ends up killing bin Laden, numerous stories about the social and logical implications of Santa Claus and children given reasons to fear Santa.
Some stories taking this into futuristic dystopias, in worlds where Christmas is outlawed, worlds where Santa Claus is a freedom fighter against totalitarian regimes, others where he is the head of totalitarian regimes (Santa Claus has a surprisingly large amount of totalitarian implications if you follow the logical course of his powers) monitoring everybody to see who is naughty and who is nice and dishing out social justice accordingly, and perhaps also unevenly, and stories about Santa Claus and his impact on the environment.
Also LGBT themed stories about the awkwardness of family gatherings of people of different political persuasions and sexual orientations and religion, lots of crazy over-the-top stories involving homosexuality and abortion, stories addressing sexism and racism, anti-Semitism, gun violence and commercialization of the holidays, of rampant consumerism and weird giftgiving, and a whole bunch of stories satirizing people's responses to the Covid pandemic through the lens of holiday stories.
Also crazy parodies of Christmas classics from film, television, movies literature, cartoons, parodies of the great Christmas classic that made the modern day conception of Christmas, A Christmas Carol. You'll see crazy over-the-top parodies of things like Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas and many other beloved children's classics turned into something you shouldn't be showing to your children, even a parody of The Human Centipede!
A collection where you will see perverted and evil Santas battling space aliens, zombies, werewolves and other supernatural creatures, a collection where Krampus the Christmas demon gets his final due, stories involving zombies, the Grim Reaper, werewolves, aliens, dinosaurs, conspiracy theories, other Christmas and holiday figures such as Jesus the Easter bunny, and stories about the conflict between Christmas and Hanukkah and other holidays such as Kwanzaa and Easter. And then on top of that there's a whole bunch of crazy and gross as stories about feces, cannibalism, genital mutilation and all manner of disgusting things that turn Christmas from something wholesome and good into something perverse and insane.
There are also plenty of stories addressing all of the logical implications of Santa Claus and his powers. Just how can a person deliver millions of gifts in a single night when it seems to go against the laws of physics and reality? What determines who is good and who is naughty and what they deserve coming to them? And what do you do when your children are afraid of Santa Claus, or what do you do if Santa Claus is afraid of your children?!
So strap yourself in for a massive collection of Christmas stories that will warp your mind, possibly make you think, then possibly make you think again, stories that will make you laugh, stories that will make you cry, stories that will make you want to vomit, and above all stories that will make sure that you will never look at the holidays in the same way ever again. Merry Christmas!


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798371120496
  • Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp
  • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 416
  • Spine Width: 22 mm
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 8371120494
  • Publisher Date: 24 Dec 2022
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 603 gr


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