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Q. What do a talking mouse, an extraterrestrial dressed as Santa Claus, a burping cow and the imaginary friend of a goldfish all have in common?A. They're all in this book!Talking Trousers is a story about a mouse who is given the speech gene in an experimental research laboratory.In Santa Comes Down The Wormhole, a space outlaw finds the Voyager space probe and decides to visit planet Earth disguised as Santa Claus.Also included: Fish FigmentsBonaparte Breaks A WingThe Burping CowIvy and Holl
About the Author: David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order. His blog (The Speed Of Dark Blog) is part of his crusade for truth and justice and universal entitlement to free real ale. It may well be that his whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. He is currently working on a series of short stories about two extraterrestrials who find the Voyager 1 space probe floating around in outer space. His next book will be the ultimate key to the map of life, a jeweled window to the soul of mankind, an illuminating journey through the complexities and mysteries of the human condition. In the meantime, we will have to make do with these tales about wacky space aliens. He is inclined to downplay its importance in his life, but he describes his writing as his soul, his legacy and his truth.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781484898420
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 92
  • Series Title: English
  • Sub Title: And Other Stories
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1484898427
  • Publisher Date: 10 May 2013
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 5 mm
  • Weight: 186 gr


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