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About the Book

Award-winning, critically acclaimed comedy writer Paul Richards proudly presents his two short novels in one lovely volume...

A BAND AT SEA
"Before you say you're going to leave this band, before you say that playing covers is musical prostitution, before you say that every creative cell in your body has been destroyed by our 80s medley of Bros and A-Ha songs, before you say you hate our choice of tunes so much that you're tempted to not listen to another piece of music ever again, before you say you'd rather be dead than play another 50th birthday party gig...don't forget: this band is all you have."

Alex. 41. He's lost his flat, his girlfriend, his parents and his dignity. Still, at least he's got his bandmates, yes? It's just a shame one of them doesn't talk and the other one has forced them to play a six-month residency in the middle of the sea.

A fast-paced comedic tale about ambition, love and why being in a band is the greatest thing ever. Contains plenty of swear words.

and...

HAVE YOURSELF A RIDICULOUS LITTLE CHRISTMAS

Robert, a struggling mid-management executive really, really gets excited by the magic of Christmas. His wife no longer loves him, his favourite (adopted) uncle has died and a man he was in charge of has been eaten by a fox at a conference in Banbury. Still, by Christmas Day, everything will be fine, yeah?

A delightful, warm, short festive tale about the tingling sensations of all things Yuletide. It does contain a little swearing, but not too much. Basically, it's really lovely but not a fairytale or anything, so not for the kids, and Paul wrote it in 2014 so it does reference the Queen's speech and the iPhone 6.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798223419815
  • Publisher: Draft2digital
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 277 gr
  • ISBN-10: 8223419815
  • Publisher Date: 23 Dec 2023
  • Height: 216 mm
  • No of Pages: 172
  • Spine Width: 10 mm
  • Width: 140 mm


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