The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes by Gordon Hideaki Nagai
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The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes


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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS

As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm:

- A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe.

- After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self.

- Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics.

- Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment.

- A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, "We don't serve minors."
About the Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai is a father and grandfather who loves creating and sharing jokes with his grandchildren. Now retired, Gordon worked as a case manager in social service in the Bay Area and has Masters in Social Welfare from U.C. Berkeley. Originally from Atwater, California, Gordon is a second generation Japanese-American who currently lives with his wife of 55 years close to his four grandchildren in Eugene, OR.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781612435565
  • Publisher: Ulysses Press
  • Publisher Imprint: Ulysses Press
  • Height: 203 mm
  • No of Pages: 208
  • Series Title: English
  • Sub Title: 1,001+ Punny Jokes Your Pops Will Love Telling over and over and Over...
  • Width: 127 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1612435564
  • Publisher Date: 10 May 2016
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: Y
  • Spine Width: 18 mm
  • Weight: 258 gr


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