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Dieses sensationelle Sachbuch uber die kaum bekannten Hintergrunde einer nachhaltigen Menschenerziehung durch das Volk der Hauskatzen sollte in keiner Bibliothek fehlen. Luftet es doch den Schleier uber Geheimnissen und Verfahren, mit deren Hilfe es den Samtpfoten seit Jahrtausenden gelingt, den hoffnungslos in seinen defekten "hoheren Ideen" verlorenen Zweifuß vor dem Allerschlimmsten zu bewahren und ihn sanft aber gnadenlos seiner eigentlichen Bestimmung zu erhalten: der Hege und Pflege, der Bewunderung und Verehrung, der Verwohnung und Verschmusung der Katzentiere - so, wie es sich gehort! Nun sollte man nicht annehmen, diese Fahigkeiten wurden den liebenswerten Fusselbacken, bei denen Mensch zu sein wir die Ehre haben, einfach so an die Pfotchen gegeben. Nein. Der Erwerb uberlegenen katzischen Wissens ist das Produkt einer konsequenten, jedoch von nachsichtigem Verstandnis getragenen Erziehung der Katzenbabys und Welpen: Wahrend der Traumzeit bei der Mama, dank der spielerischen Ausbildung in der Nestecke, mit Hilfe der padagogischen Indoktrination in der Katzenschule und durch die ununterbrochene Weiterbildung im realen vierpfotigen Leben. Durch die eher mystisch veranlagte Siamesin und Lehrerin der Katzenschule erfahrt Jungkater Mau von den geheimnisvollen Zeitreisen ins Allkatzische Vergangenheitskollektiv. Wir Leser durfen vier davon miterleben: Zu den vier Katzen des bekannten Schriftstellers Erich Kastner, zum beruhmten Kater Murr des von der Musikwelt gepriesenen E. T. A. Hoffmann, in die "Stadt auf dem Wasser", zu dem ziemlich hektisch veranlagten katzischen Verehrerkranzchen eines notorisch alles falsch machenden Menschen-Superkaters namens Giacomo Girolamo Casanova und zu einem gewissen Katzenopa Jacob auf der Insel Murano bei Venedig, der Casanovas tragisches Geheimnis kennt. Das scheint alles reichlich konspirativ zu klingen. Womit auch klar wird, fur wen Kater Mau als Diplomat und Vermittler das Portal dieser Lekture geoffnet hat: ausschließlich fur uns Katzenversteher!


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9783741248573
  • Publisher: Books on Demand
  • Binding: Hardcover
  • Language: German
  • ISBN-10: 3741248576
  • Publisher Date: 3/29/2017
  • Height: 226 mm
  • Weight: 23 gr


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